We really needed it. Why does google show the time of my blog posts 3 hours earlier than I actually posted? Does google think everyone lives on the P coast?
Got my hair cut and highlighted today, along with a single process. It cost $167 plus tip. It doesn't really seem worth since I don't look that good anyway, being so fat. But I look worse without all the hair care, so I do it.
I was just looking at a blog that included a section on children's books and it made me think about what a shame it is that neither of my kids loved the same books I loved as a child. Some of my nieces loved them, but not my sons. Maybe it's a gender thing. Stinkin' boys. I mean, I didn't expect them to love Nancy Drew, but what's wrong with the Lloyd Alexander Books, A Wrinkle in Time, Hubble's Bubble and on and on? If I'd had a girl I bet she would have loved The Secret Garden and A Little Princess. If I have a granddaughter someday I hope she comes to my house all the time. I want to have a room for her filled with all the great books, and pink stuff and shiny stuff. And an AMAZING dollhouse. I bought dollhouses for 2 of my nieces, but they never really got into it.
It's too bad my kids and my imaginary granddaughter will never experience the thrill and anticipation of the Sears Wish Book! I really think I had a better childhood than anyone else in the history of the world and I feel bad that my kids' was so much worse than mine. I had a stay-at-home mom and a world where kids could go out for hours and hours without their moms necessarily knowing where they were. And of course, I had the Sears Wish Book, my own room and 2 weeks down the shore every year. At least my kids had their own rooms and short weeks down the shore (M-F). We used to sublet during the week from people who had group rentals and were only there on the weekends. It hardly made up for the lack of a father in their lives of course, but it was something.
If I win the lottery I am going to buy 2 beach houses; one little one for me and one big one for everyone else. Maybe I will get a 3rd one to use as just a party house or maybe I will get a separate one for my sons, but in any event, there will be beach houses.
There will also be a house for me, close to where I live now, but a single house with no one upstairs, downstairs or on the other side of any of my walls. That way I can sing without bothering anyone. It will be a little house but with a yard big enough for the big indoor/outdoor pool I want. I don't even know if such a thing exists but presumably I will have enough lottery winnings to have one invented if it has not been invented yet. Maybe it will have guesthouses where I can house Ma Mere and Mon Fils (the one who still lives with me). It will have a pool house with locker rooms, showers, bathrooms and a kitchen so people can come over to swim w/o having to go into the actual house. And of course there will be cabanas. I want a twisty water slide too. How about a swim-up bar? Doesn't that sound fun? I would love sitting in my cabana or around my swim-up bar watching my grandkids going down the twisty slide. I will have to get some other stuff that kids love, like rafts and games and stuff. Noodles. Oh I know, I will have a water exercise instructor come every day before I go to work!
Yes, I will still work even after I win the lottery. If I don't have a routine, I know I will go to pieces. Maybe I will donate all my salary to Invisible Children or Doctors Without Borders.
Oh and my little house will have dogs in it. Big floppy dogs and doggie treadmills so they get plenty of exercise. I will get retrievers so they will like to swim in the pool.
I think I will jet all over the world and see everything and everywhere, even places I don't think I'll like, just to see if I end up being surprised and liking them. Of course, I will first go to the places I know I will like, for example, New Zealand and Scotland. I will take a cruise too and then decide if I prefer to travel by boat or by plane. Or maybe a European river cruise would be fun. I could buy my own island and sunbathe nude.
Should I buy houses or condos or apartments in all the places I love, like NYC, SoCal and the south of France? Or just stay in hotels or rental places? So much to decide! Who will manage all this money for me? Who can I trust? Who will do my makeover for me? I hope Stacy, Clinton and Carmindy are available. I will buy a Burberry raincoat and a pair of wellies and visit every inch of the British Isles and have a pint in every pub.
I'm pretty sure I'm blogging right now because I don't feel like cleaning or like doing a workout routine.
A toute a l'heure
CAM